Does it seem to you that people reach a point in their lives where they just stop learning new stuff? We recently had a baby boy, and I tell friends of my parents that he was “just over three kilos” at birth, only to be met with blank stares. Seriously. The hospital is complicit in [...]
We’re watching Twin Peaks at the moment. Lain lent us the Gold Box Set, and Daz (brother number one) comes over each Tuesday night. He and I watched Twin Peaks when it first aired, in ’91 or ’92 or whenever it was. I’d “tape” it, using a “video recorder”, or we’d watch it live. We’d [...]
It is often contended that no word in the English language rhymes with “Orange”, but few people know the true facts of the matter: Boris Brinkle, a turn-of-the-century copyright lawyer from Hungary, devised this cruel and totally untrue rumour to deter those who seek the truth. My uncle inherited paperwork from the estate of Professor Brinkle when he passed away earlier this week, and he uncovered an explosive documents, the contents of which I’ll transcribe herein.